Yeaux in the Morning

I'm Graduating Today?

Kevin Yeaux — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:00:37 +0000

The West Baton Rouge Parish School System has made a huge mistake. They're letting me graduate.

In all seriousness, this show started when I was a sophomore in high school and now I'm finally leaving it and heading to college. An advanced thank you for your support for the past three years.

This show, however, is not a look back. We're chock full of stories for you today, including John Edwards, who might actually escape jail time, minority births now outnumber caucasion births, and hot Republican-on-Republican action.

Also today, Romney goes on the air, the Australians are coming to our roads, Joe Biden hands out ice cream, and a man calls the police over a buffet.

See you Monday!

What's in Vitter's Office?

Kevin Yeaux — Thu, 17 May 2012 05:05:00 +0000

We admit it. We're the ones breaking into Congressional offices and stealing all the diapers from Senator Vitter's office.

When we're not doing that, though, we are talking about a Federal court in New York that formally enjoined the indefinate detention provision of the NDAA, and the Senate which rejected every budget proposal thrown at them yesterday.

Also on today's show, Kirk reviews "The Dictator," we go inside France's First Lady (uh…?) and we save some money by declaring ourselves no longer American citizens. Facebook told us to.

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See you tomorrow!

Booker!

Kevin Yeaux — Wed, 16 May 2012 05:16:06 +0000

In today's triumphant return to the airwaves, we clear the air about the announcement of the end of Ron Paul's run for the GOP nomination. Then we mourn the loss of a Swamp Person and cheer the legislature actually stopping a tuition increase for once.

Also on today's show, Obama rewrites history to benefit himself and the GOP responds, Canada puts both porn and terrorist attacks on their money, Booker and Christie vie for political superhero of the year, and a new spray that gets you drunk in seconds!

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See you tomorrow!

Yay, Cannabis!

Kevin Yeaux — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:47:13 +0000

It’s a long Monday show, with a special musical tribute to Whitney Houston.

On today’s show, we talk Grammys, Maine, the Olympics in New Orleans, idiot Sioux tribesman, and naked Kentuckians.

Also, Valentines Day ideas. No relation to the naked Kentuckians.

See you tomorrow!

Column of Santorum

Kevin Yeaux — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:53:30 +0000

The big winner from last night’s name was stated no fewer than 138 times during today’s show. Each time accompanied by a toilet flush.

In addition to the results from last night’s presidential race, we talk the Plan B vending machine and I discover my soundboard!Yay!

See you tomorrow!

Ninja Surveillance Vans

Kevin Yeaux — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:59:31 +0000

As we embark on the largest voting day yet in the 2012 U.S. presidential election, we have decided to dick off all morning so we’ve got no real strong, hard news. So instead of covering Syria, Iran, and the impending world doom; we’re instead going to talk about Romney’s spelling error, Fleming’s newsreading error, and Lafayette Police’s complete idiotic error of judgment.

See you tomorrow with full analysis of tonight’s GOP contests!

Super Santorum Sunday

Kevin Yeaux — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:29:17 +0000

The show notes were being typed up by the Clark County Republican vote counters, but after thirty-six hours we had to take responsibility for it ourselves.

The major clusterduck that is the Nevada Caucus is a big topic, but not before the Super Bowl which apparently happened. So there’s that.

Santorum Sweater Vest

Kevin Yeaux — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:48:19 +0000

If you're easily offended... well you probably should be by this show. Just don't listen to the last five minutes and whatever you do don't Google the show title.

Today on the show, Florida Primary coverage. Who won, who lost, and who gets custody of Newt Gingrich.

Narcoleptic Fit

Kevin Yeaux — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 07:48:36 +0000

You won’t fall asleep during today’s show, and if you do then you’ll probably be awakened by the term “aborted human fetuses.”

No, please, listen on.

On today’s show, we talk about the dead Iranian scientist in Texas. It’s probably nothing, right? Right?

Also, we talk about Rick Santorum’s pro-life values, the voting in Maine and Florida, and Mitt’s ad.

Finally, we discuss the 51st state of the Moon and the actual 51st state of Puerto Rico, the new independent Scotland, and Pat Sajak. Also, parking meters.

See you tomorrow!

Five Second Rule

Kevin Yeaux — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:08:07 +0000

Photo credit: Haraz N. Ghanbari/Associated Press

Note to transplant surgeons listening to the show this morning: the five second rule does not apply to organs! This morning, we discover that Erika Hernandez’s heart is a little gravely. Yum.

The big non-SOTU related news yesterday was the rescue of American hostages in Somalia – and the new hostages in Egypt. Including a U.S. cabinet member’s son.

Also on the show today: weather, the richest president in history, and Google wants all your information. They should just call the NSA.

See you tomorrow!