It’s a long Monday show, with a special musical tribute to Whitney Houston.

On today’s show, we talk Grammys, Maine, the Olympics in New Orleans, idiot Sioux tribesman, and naked Kentuckians.

Also, Valentines Day ideas. No relation to the naked Kentuckians.

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The big winner from last night’s name was stated no fewer than 138 times during today’s show. Each time accompanied by a toilet flush.

In addition to the results from last night’s presidential race, we talk the Plan B vending machine and I discover my soundboard!Yay!

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As we embark on the largest voting day yet in the 2012 U.S. presidential election, we have decided to dick off all morning so we’ve got no real strong, hard news. So instead of covering Syria, Iran, and the impending world doom; we’re instead going to talk about Romney’s spelling error, Fleming’s newsreading error, and Lafayette Police’s complete idiotic error of judgment.

See you tomorrow with full analysis of tonight’s GOP contests!

The show notes were being typed up by the Clark County Republican vote counters, but after thirty-six hours we had to take responsibility for it ourselves.

The major clusterduck that is the Nevada Caucus is a big topic,  but not before the Super Bowl which apparently happened. So there’s that.

If you're easily offended... well you probably should be by this show. Just don't listen to the last five minutes and whatever you do don't Google the show title.

Today on the show, Florida Primary coverage. Who won, who lost, and who gets custody of Newt Gingrich.

You won’t fall asleep during today’s show, and if you do then you’ll probably be awakened by the term “aborted human fetuses.”

No, please, listen on.

On today’s show, we talk about the dead Iranian scientist in Texas. It’s probably nothing, right? Right?

Also, we talk about Rick Santorum’s pro-life values, the voting in Maine and Florida, and Mitt’s ad.

Finally, we discuss the 51st state of the Moon and the actual 51st state of Puerto Rico, the new independent Scotland, and Pat Sajak. Also, parking meters.

See you tomorrow!

Photo credit: Haraz N. Ghanbari/Associated Press

Note to transplant surgeons listening to the show this morning: the five second rule does not apply to organs! This morning, we discover that Erika Hernandez’s heart is a little gravely. Yum.

The big non-SOTU related news yesterday was the rescue of American hostages in Somalia – and the new hostages in Egypt. Including a U.S. cabinet member’s son.

Also on the show today: weather, the richest president in history, and Google wants all your information. They should just call the NSA.

See you tomorrow!

Apparently Rand Paul avoided being Sanduskied today by the TSA, but not before making international news as “The Senator That Was Detained By The TSA.” We cover the story and the White House’s ridiculous response to it.

Also in today’s politically-packed episode, we wrap up the eighteenth debate of the 2012 cycle, preview the State of the Union, wish Sen. Kirk and Rep. Giffords the best, and play old Chevy commercials.

Don’t forget to tune in TONIGHT for our live coverage of the 2012 State of the Union Address, starting at 8:30/7:30 PM Central here on YeauxInTheMorning.com!